ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: OCTOBER 5, 2013

 I found this cartoon listed as "Santa is Jewish?"

Once again, Dry Bones, Israel's most popular comic speaks volumes for how they think over there in that little sandbox.

 Ooh ya!

 The lure of electronic cigarettes...

 This whole Manning is a woman now thing is just absolutely too bizarre.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve.

One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother looks up to the sky and said, "He had a hat!"

I used to work for a Jewish carpenter. He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn't stealing.

Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."
"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the other, "but the flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"

What's the difference between a catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!

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