Sunday, July 6, 2008

Some Funny Abbreviation's


The latest abbreviated forms:-

1)PE - Plunge Endless

2)EBITDA- Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again

3)QIB - Quixotic Indian Blunder

4)HNI - Has No Idea

5)FII - Furious Impoverished Investors

6)PMS - Premeditated Scam

7)SIP - Suicide by Investing Patiently

8)Fund Manager - Last year’s ace stock picker now locked up in an asylum

9)Investor - Someone who is broke

10)Broker - Worse off than an investor

11)Correction - The next day after you bought shares

12)Momentum buying - The fine art of buying high and selling low

13)Value buying - The art of buying low and selling even lower
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